This is my friend Lou. She's the one eating the burger.

This is Deaner having breakfast.

This guy's not my friend, but I'm sure we'd get along just fine. He's from Halifax, and stars in a TV show called Trailer Park Boys. His character's name is Bubbles, he fixes shopping carts for a living, and has a way with cats. If you want to see him, he's on Showcase every Sunday night at 10:00 AST.